Tonight we were giving the girls a bath. I got Macey out of the tub and was getting her dressed in her PJ's when I heard Lily and Craig talking in the bathroom. It went a little something like this -
LILY: (lying on her stomach in the tub) I'm makin' bubbles with my butt!
CRAIG: (eyeing the gaseous emissions and fearing another poop-in-the-tub disaster) Come on! We're getting you on the potty!
LILY: (now on the potty and looking at the "product" in the bowl) Hey! I made meat!
CRAIG: You made meat?
LILY: Yeah, Poop Meat!
Honestly, I don't know how she comes up with this stuff.
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