What a card

Yesterday Craig's mom came over to visit and she brought me a birthday card. It caught Lily's eye because it was pink and had flowers on it. She asked if she could see it, so I gave it to her. Here is our conversation -

LILY: It's very pretty.
ME: Yes, it is. Do you want to read it to me?
LILY: It says 'I will be a good girl. I will be a bad girl. I will put my toys away. We will read a story. The End.'

I'm thinking I should call Hallmark with her idea. It's the perfect mom's birthday card. Well, except the bad girl part. Hey, at least she's honest.