Friday, May 03, 2013

Make me laugh and get some free stuff from Absorbine

You guys all know how much I love Absorbine stuff. 

Well, Absorbine is letting me give away 5 limited edition Try-Paks of Absorbine goodies. The ShowSheen Try-Pak offers 4 oz. travel sizes of their best-selling ShowSheen Hair Polish, plus ShowSheen Stain Remover & Whitener and 2-in-1 Shampoo& Conditioner. 

To win one of these free Try-Paks, send me a horse-related joke. It can be a joke, cartoon, or photo, whatever you think is funny and has to do with horses and riding. Send them as comments on this post, post them on my Facebook page, or email them to me at I'll pick the winner on May 14, so you have 10 days or so.

Make me laugh - just remember to KEEP IT CLEAN! Good luck!


Redneck Geologist said...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

Dressage Mom said...

Ah! Somehow I didn't get an email alert for this one. :) HAH!

Thank you!

Taya said...

Q: Why did the pony have to gargle?
A: Because it was a little horse!

mwc said...

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground. She is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... the Walmart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.

Stacey Kimmel-Smith said...

Here's a real life story, not really a joke. Years ago, harv was at a co-op barn that was very hands-off, they basically opened stall doors and horses "let themselves out" to the pasture, which was accessed via a chute from the barn to the pasture. I'd left a brown bag of apples by the stall door, and apparently when they opened the stalls he grabbed it and proceeded to carry it down the aisle and out of the barn. Several people saw him leaving the barn with the lunch bag of apples -- it looked like he had packed a lunch, and I'm told everyone was very amused.

Anonymous said...

Here's a comic for you:

Olivia @ DIY Horse Ownership said...

What do you call a promiscuous pony? A Little Whorse

Redneck Geologist said...

Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"

Another one for you since there are so many duplicates of the long face.

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