Wednesday, May 08, 2013

Hello?


I know I haven't posted as much as I used to, but I haven't gotten one joke for the Absorbine give-away.  And I have five try-packs to give away! 

Nobody has any jokes?  You don't have to make them up yourselves.  Look one up!  Steal one from your trainer!

Send me something, people, please!  Comment here, go to my Facebook page, or email them to dressagemomblog@yahoo.com.  


12 comments:

L.Williams said...

How do you make a small fortune in horses? Start with a large fortune!

Michelle said...

So corny, but I thought it was cute...
What's the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
A tale of WHOA!

MyLittlePonies said...

Here's a joke for you.

A Preacher wanted to raise money for his church and, being told there were fortunes in race horses, he decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races, and to his surprise the donkey came in third. The next day the racing sheets carried the headlines, "Preacher's Ass shows" The Preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the races again and this time he won! The papers said, "Preacher's Ass out in Front" The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The newspaper printed this headline, "Bishop Scratches Preacher's Ass" This was just too much for the Bishop and he ordered the Preacher to get rid of the animal. The Preacher decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The headlines the next day read, "Nun has the Best Ass in Town" The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey and she finally found a farmer who was willing to buy it for $10.00. The paper states, "Nun Peddles Ass for Ten Bucks" They buried the Bishop the next day.

Sarah said...

How to make a small fortune in the horse industry:

Start with a large fortune :)

Jenflex said...

Sorry, sorry, this one just seemed too lame but its the only one I had thought of.

Horse walks into a bar, and bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Anonymous said...

I don't have a horse to ride (if wishes were horses ??) -- but here goes :)

Horse walks into a bar ...
Bartender says "Why the Long Face" ??

Please pay the giveaway forward to someone who needs it. :)

Thanks
M in NC

Equine Snob said...

I tried so hard to come up with something! I even looked stuff up and nothing was terribly funny! So, here is one of the more creative (but not all that funny) jokes I ran across:

A cowboy lost his favorite book one day. Later that week, his horse brought it to him. The cowboy exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
His horse replied, "Not really. Your name is written inside the cover."

:)

Mona Sterling said...

I was waiting for horse jokes too! Okay, I'll go ahead and post one.

What did the bartender say to the horse who walked into his bar?

Hey buddy, why the long face?

Ba dum bum! Man, that's a terrible one. I hope it still counts! I have a grey pony so I could definitely use some cleaning products.

horselover said...

Long time follower - first time poster :)

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender looks at him and says "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

wa.wa.wahhhh

Anonymous said...

I just emailed mailed you one.

Thanks,
Susan G

Mare(+Missy) said...

http://www.horsenation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/il_fullxfull.92100504.jpg

Corny, but I laughed;)

V. Viola said...

OK so this isn't really a joke per se but my trainer's analogy for hand position. Besides the baby birds, hold them as far apart as the length of a man's penis!

 
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