And the winners are...

I gotta say it was really hard to pick winners. I stayed away from any jokes that I got duplicates from. Sorry guys, I loved the book/bible joke but I got it 3 times so I had to skip it. Also the long face joke. :)

Alyssa Freden wrote:

How do you tell when a dressage rider is dead?
The wine bottle is still full.

mydandylonglegs wrote:

Here's a comic for you:

http://www.theideaoforder.com/?id=110

(Actually lots of the cartoons on this page are funny! Check it out! DM)

MyLittlePonies wrote:

A Preacher wanted to raise money for his church and, being told there were fortunes in race horses, he decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep he ended up buying a donkey instead. 

He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races, and to his surprise the donkey came in third. The next day the racing sheets carried the headlines, "Preacher's Ass shows" 

The Preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the races again and this time he won! The papers said, "Preacher's Ass out in Front" 

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The newspaper printed this headline, "Bishop Scratches Preacher's Ass" 

This was just too much for the Bishop and he ordered the Preacher to get rid of the animal. The Preacher decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The headlines the next day read, "Nun has the Best Ass in Town"

The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey and she finally found a farmer who was willing to buy it for $10.00. The paper states, "Nun Peddles Ass for Ten Bucks" 

They buried the Bishop the next day.

Olivia wrote: 

What do you call a promiscuous pony? 

A Little Whorse

Jenny Jesperson wrote:

One day a man passed by a farm and saw a beautiful horse. Hoping to buy the animal, he said to the farmer: "I think your horse looks pretty good, so I'll give you $500 for him." 

"He doesn't look so good, and he's not for sale," the farmer said. The man insisted, "I think he looks just fine and I'll up the price to $1,000." "He doesn't look so good," the farmer said, "but if you want him that much, he's yours." 

The next day the man came back raging mad. He went up to the farmer and screamed, "You sold me a blind horse. You cheated me!"

The farmer calmly replied, "I told you he didn't look so good, didn't I?"

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So there are your winners! Please send me your full names and addresses to dressagemomblog@yahoo.com so I can get your goodies out to you. 

Thanks and well done everyone!