Lily, Macey and I were driving home tonight and we passed construction which, judging from the smell, must have been on a sewer line.
ME: Whew! Lily, doesn't that stink?
LILY: Yeah, that's probably me.
ME: Why do you say that?
LILY: Because I touched Daddy, and he is stinky. So it made me stink too.
Ah well. They were getting baths anyway.
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