Thursday, May 16, 2013

And the winners are...

I gotta say it was really hard to pick winners. I stayed away from any jokes that I got duplicates from. Sorry guys, I loved the book/bible joke but I got it 3 times so I had to skip it. Also the long face joke. :)

Alyssa Freden wrote:

How do you tell when a dressage rider is dead?

The wine bottle is still full.

mydandylonglegs wrote:
Here's a comic for you:
(Actually lots of the cartoons on this page are funny! Check it out! DM)

MyLittlePonies wrote:

A Preacher wanted to raise money for his church and, being told there were fortunes in race horses, he decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep he ended up buying a donkey instead. 

He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races, and to his surprise the donkey came in third. The next day the racing sheets carried the headlines, "Preacher's Ass shows" 

The Preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the races again and this time he won! The papers said, "Preacher's Ass out in Front" 

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The newspaper printed this headline, "Bishop Scratches Preacher's Ass" 

This was just too much for the Bishop and he ordered the Preacher to get rid of the animal. The Preacher decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The headlines the next day read, "Nun has the Best Ass in Town"

The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey and she finally found a farmer who was willing to buy it for $10.00. The paper states, "Nun Peddles Ass for Ten Bucks" 

They buried the Bishop the next day.

Olivia wrote: 
What do you call a promiscuous pony? 
A Little Whorse

Jenny Jesperson wrote:

One day a man passed by a farm and saw a beautiful horse. Hoping to buy the animal, he said to the farmer: "I think your horse looks pretty good, so I'll give you $500 for him." 

"He doesn't look so good, and he's not for sale," the farmer said. The man insisted, "I think he looks just fine and I'll up the price to $1,000." "He doesn't look so good," the farmer said, "but if you want him that much, he's yours." 

The next day the man came back raging mad. He went up to the farmer and screamed, "You sold me a blind horse. You cheated me!"

The farmer calmly replied, "I told you he didn't look so good, didn't I?"


So there are your winners! Please send me your full names and addresses to so I can get your goodies out to you. 

Thanks and well done everyone! 

Contest results coming...

So I had some technical difficulties, but I'm now sorting through all the jokes that y'all sent in.  It was great fun to get them all, and now I just have to go through and decide which ones to choose.  

Thank you all for playing along.  Winners coming soon!  

Thursday, May 09, 2013

That's more like it

Now I'm getting the jokes rolling in!  Yay on you guys!  

Keep em coming.  :)

I have long posts to write about both Phil and Kaswyn.  But I'm tied up at the moment with this work thing until the 19th.  So after that, expect horse-type updates.  There is just no way I have the energy to get into that right now.  

I'll get there though, don't worry!  

Wednesday, May 08, 2013


I know I haven't posted as much as I used to, but I haven't gotten one joke for the Absorbine give-away.  And I have five try-packs to give away! 

Nobody has any jokes?  You don't have to make them up yourselves.  Look one up!  Steal one from your trainer!

Send me something, people, please!  Comment here, go to my Facebook page, or email them to  

Friday, May 03, 2013

Make me laugh and get some free stuff from Absorbine

You guys all know how much I love Absorbine stuff. 

Well, Absorbine is letting me give away 5 limited edition Try-Paks of Absorbine goodies. The ShowSheen Try-Pak offers 4 oz. travel sizes of their best-selling ShowSheen Hair Polish, plus ShowSheen Stain Remover & Whitener and 2-in-1 Shampoo& Conditioner. 

To win one of these free Try-Paks, send me a horse-related joke. It can be a joke, cartoon, or photo, whatever you think is funny and has to do with horses and riding. Send them as comments on this post, post them on my Facebook page, or email them to me at I'll pick the winner on May 14, so you have 10 days or so.

Make me laugh - just remember to KEEP IT CLEAN! Good luck!
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